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This meeting could have been an email

A sarcastic ceramic office mug for slow mornings, long meetings and anyone who knows this meeting could have been an email.

$23.95 total item price

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11oz ceramic

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Estimated standard delivery: $14.08

Estimated delivered total: $38.03

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Estimated standard delivery by 13 November

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Estimated production: 5 business days, then 14 business days for standard shipping. Monday–Friday; public holidays may add time.

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Every mug is printed to order in Australia, so allow a couple of days for production before it ships. Standard delivery is calculated at checkout.

Ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe. Full delivery details.

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Made-to-order items can't be resold, so change-of-mind returns aren't offered, but anything faulty, damaged or not as described is replaced or refunded. Read the returns policy.

About this mug

For the office survivor who runs on caffeine and strategic slow blinks, this ceramic mug features a gloriously sleepy sloth slumped at a desk, surrounded by paperwork, a laptop and a suspiciously downward chart. Bold cream-and-black lettering delivers the deadpan truth, "This meeting could have been an email", with the exact energy of a long sip and absolutely no follow-up questions. It belongs beside the keyboard of the colleague who treats "circle back" as a personal threat, or in the hands of the mate who makes workplace chaos look oddly cosy.