Made to order in Australia

Decaf Is Just Sad Bean Water

Cheeky decaf coffee mug with a sad cartoon takeaway cup, curling steam and coffee beans for caffeine loyalists and coffee-loving mates.

$23.95 total item price

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11oz ceramic

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Estimated standard delivery: $14.08

Estimated delivered total: $38.03

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Estimated standard delivery by 13 November

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Every mug is printed to order in Australia, so allow a couple of days for production before it ships. Standard delivery is calculated at checkout.

Ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe. Full delivery details.

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Made-to-order items can't be resold, so change-of-mind returns aren't offered, but anything faulty, damaged or not as described is replaced or refunded. Read the returns policy.

About this mug

For the person who considers caffeine a basic food group, this ceramic mug delivers a lovingly savage verdict on the weak stuff. The droopy takeaway cup, curling steam, scattered coffee beans and chunky retro lettering turn every coffee break into a tiny declaration: bring the buzz or leave the cup alone. A cheeky pick for coffee purists, caffeine loyalists and the mate who treats decaf as a personal betrayal.