Made to order in Australia

Measure Twice. Cut Once. Swear Continuously.

A cheeky ceramic coffee mug for tradies, builders, renovators and DIY legends who measure carefully and still have words for the job.

$23.95 total item price

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11oz ceramic

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Estimated standard delivery: $14.08

Estimated delivered total: $38.03

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Estimated standard delivery by 13 November

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Estimated production: 5 business days, then 14 business days for standard shipping. Monday–Friday; public holidays may add time.

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Every mug is printed to order in Australia, so allow a couple of days for production before it ships. Standard delivery is calculated at checkout.

Ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe. Full delivery details.

Returns

Made-to-order items can't be resold, so change-of-mind returns aren't offered, but anything faulty, damaged or not as described is replaced or refunded. Read the returns policy.

About this mug

For the tradie who measures carefully, cuts confidently, and still has a colourful word ready when the timber, tools or flat-pack instructions fight back, this ceramic coffee mug brings pure worksite honesty to the first brew. The hi-vis tradie, tape measure, ute, cone and bold sign-style lettering make it a cheeky badge of honour for builders, chippies, renovators and DIY legends who know every neat plan eventually meets a crooked wall.